Alexandria, but you can call me Lexy. 17. Loves music & tattoos & Superheros & Lord Of The Rings & random shit.

 

thehotinpsychotic:

dansecondchannel:

“What are you doing this weekend?”
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“What are you doing this summer?”
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“What are you doing with your life?”
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accurate.

Perks to Abstaining from Sex

heytherestephhh:

kaninetherapy:

captainbaseballbatboy:

apparently-abombshell:

demoniccupcake:

spartansmoothies:

fiberfingers:

ridinghi:

better relationship

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
This makes me so mad I can’t even. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just….what the fuck.

Well it is mostly true. Can’t say I trust the statistics… but…

I fucking hate this in every way that it’s possible to hate something. It’s just horrible and terrible and wrong. These people clearly don’t know what abstinence means or how it works and I just really hate that this exists at all. Fuck everything about this.

“This perk, like many on this list, applies mostly to the ladies.”

Go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a cactus. You sexist fucking prick.

Abstinence is a choice and it is no better or worse than any other sexual choice. And it is definitely not a better choice just because you’re a lady. Fuck you for even mentioning that. Even if you don’t save yourself for marriage, that doesn’t automatically mean your going to hop into bed with your significant other before you’re ready. This is so, so very wrong.

I hate this like Satan hates humans.

What the fuck. Have they not seen the film Teeth?

“Jealousy Issues that may not have mattered before”

SO basically sex will bring you closer to your other.

Yep. Makes total sense. Better lock up the ol’ babyshitter.

Hahahahahahaha, I read this to my boyfriend. 
Sex hasn’t affected any of that.” They’re wrong. 

dad: oh a bit loose in the rear end

me: that's what he said

who-lock-loki-lover:

angel-icaaa:

embr0:

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

This ended completely different from what I expected

I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.

(Source: asheathes)